23 April 2008

Mistaken identity

If you thought you saw me on the South Bank in my makeshift Metro rain hat, Joanna Newsome ringing in my ears, I assure you it was a complete accident – an unfortunate collision of coincidences beyond my control.

People like me have no use for lunch hours, which I’m using precious time to convey.

People like me are hiding their adolescence-issued uniform beneath so many layers, it almost looks like dedication. You'd almost swear you knew me.

1 comment:

Mrs Slocombe said...

I love your Delphic utterances: and I'm not taking the Pythia.
( Yes, obscure classical humour requiring googling, I am afraid.)